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long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac
get this fucking devil off of my post
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OP: “So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real.”
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
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Bad news :/
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officialmacgyver2-deactivated20:


Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”
Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops
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when gamers say “gg” at the end of a match it means good girl
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welcome to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! here’s your first piece of equipment, a gay little skirt for your gay little ass






